Me: Ok, it looks like there's something wrong w/ the cable outside your house. Possibly animal chew or something. So I'm gonna have to send someone out there to take a look at it.
Customer: Animal chew???! This is the 21st century! Why haven't you guys developed some kind of technology to keep animals off my cable? This is bulshit!
Me: Well, we obviously can't just keep animals away from things that are outside...
Customer: Yes you can! Use technology!
Me: What exactly do you have in mind when you say technology?
Customer: I dunno, like, force fields or something...
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