Me: Can I get your phone number?
Customer: Can you GET it??
Me: Yeahhh....
Customer: Its **********
Me: Ok, and your address?
Customer: What the fuck do you mean, and?? And my address?? My address is *******
Me: *sigh* Ok, thanks, and what was your name?
Customer: What WAS my name?? My name has always been the same you idiot. Its ******
Me: *siiggghhhhh* Ok, and is your computer on?
Customer: Everything is hooked up.
Me: Ok, but is your computer on?
Customer: I just told you that!
Me: Well, ok....whatever. And do you have a router hooked up to the modem?
Customer: Are you a fucking idiot?
Me: No, its a simple question, do you have a router hooked up to the modem?
Customer: Yes!
Me: Ok, and what brand is that?
Customer: What brand is what??
Me: The router....
Customer: GOD YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID!
Me: No, sir actually I'm not, its a SIMPLE QUESTION
Customer: NETGEAR! IDIOT!
Me: Ok, THANK YOU. Go ahead and unplug just the power cord to just the Netgear router.
Customer: Oh my God! Are you fucking drunk??
Me: No? What are you talking about sir? All I've done is ask you extremely simple questions and you've been fighting me ever step of the way.
Customer: Because you're a fucking dumbass!!!
*hangs up*
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