ADD

Customer: I can't log in to Windows

Me: Well, ok, I can get you Microsoft's tech support number

Customer: I don't want to talk to them, they're rude

Me: Ok, well, unfortunately there's not much I can help you w/ then...

Customer: I'm gonna try this, no I'm not

Me: Ok....

Customer: No, I'm gonna try this. But I'm not gonna tell anyone what I'm gonna do. Not even you. But no, I'm gonna tell you

Me: Ok...

Customer: No I'm not. I'm gonna talk to the nerd squad

Me: Oh, you mean Geek Squad?

Customer: No! They're nerds!

Me: Ok...well, did you want their number?

Customer: Oh my God no! They're crazy! I dont even like nerds!

Me: Ok....

Customer: I have ADD. Can you imagine??? I can't even imagine someone w/ ADD!

Me: Ok....

Customer: I'm hysterical. I'm a woman. What do I do???

Me: Uhhh...I can give you Microsoft's number....

Customer: No! They're so rude. They don't even know about computers. I like the nerd squad better! But theyre stupid nerds.

Me: Ok, well I guess I'm not really sure what I can do for you then...

Customer: I guess I'll hang up then and turn off my computer.

Me: Ok, well have a nice night

Customer: Oh my God. You're so kind! I don't even know what to say! Well, I guess I'll just say goodbye. Goodbye!