Me: Do you see a big blue "E" on your desktop?
Customer: There sure as hell better not be a big blue "E" on my desktop! This is a brand new desk!
(Customer puts down phone and starts yelling at his kid for drawing on the desk.)
Saturday, February 20, 2010
Tuesday, February 2, 2010
I'm sorry, are you from the past?
Me: Go ahead and press the home button on your iPhone.
Customer: The what button?
Me: The home button, it's the only button on the front of the phone, it's the little round one.
Customer: Oh, ok I see it. You want me to press it?
Me: Yeah
Customer: (long silence) ....how?
Customer: The what button?
Me: The home button, it's the only button on the front of the phone, it's the little round one.
Customer: Oh, ok I see it. You want me to press it?
Me: Yeah
Customer: (long silence) ....how?
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